Update: Dunst: 'Spidey 4' without us? 'It'd be a big flop'

CNN, courtesy of Reuters: "Although a "Spider-Man 4" movie is not yet on Hollywood's drawing board, Kirsten Dunst says a sequel without her, co-star Tobey Maguire and director Sam Raimi would be a box office flop." Dunst, A/K/A this guy's favorite actress, sticks the nail in the coffin of the idea of "Spider-Man 4" without ANY of the principle actors (who was puporting to do that?!) further when she quips to EW (that's Entertainment Weekly for people outside the 'biz,' Dunst kindly informed me), "Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey or Sam."

In a CNN exclusive Investigative Report (which means we investigated stuff and collected clues just like real reporters from the old days- Wolf Blitzer had me say that- he's SO smart), we will look in depth at Dunst's "star power," examining how "without her" movies such as Marie Antoinette and Bring It On would have been "big flops" (we'll look into why the young starlet is suddenly talking like Bugsy in another Special Report, "Why Even Are the Spidey - 1, 2, 3- and (hopefully!) 4 Stars Talking Like They're Total Dicks?" next week with Paula Zahn).

Also, we agree with Dunst that "if everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place." And that, because all of Maguire's scenes were "deleted," Empire Records "totally blew cock." Man, she is a whipper-snapper.

Up Next: Why the Virginia Tech Massacre-er was "not even human" according to his suspiciously "Korean" "parents."

Note to self- (if by self I mean, "CNN" blogger): Look into how Dunst is "so sure" that "audiences" aren't "stupid." But first, watch Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, House, The Apprentice 4, Num3ers and that Pussycat Dolls show. Damn them bitches are hot.