Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you stole this song!

You know that Lush song, "I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend"? It's a cover. Regardless, it has much, very much in common with the newest Avril Lavigne pile, which I had the displeasure of seeing her "perform" on SNL a few weeks ago. And by "perform," I mean watch her be seemingly weighed down by the size of the ring- I guess that was what was going on, because man, that fucker is gigantic, and you know what? She is like, the least like, engaging artist ever. I might rather watch Ashlee lip-sync. Maybe. Eh. What the hell. Buy the fucking album anyway.

Update: Here are all the other posts I've written about the development of this scandal:

A Letter to the "Editors" of Rolling Stone 13 July 2007

Loves It 11 July 2007

Your Dear Media 6 July 2007

Vindication: Avril Lavigne, Lush, and The Rubinoos = Lawsuit 5 July 2007

Avril Lavinge's "Girlfriend" 30 April 2007